The Stolen Time Machine

The Stolen Time Machine has appeared throughout the History of Teatime With Matt. It is time travel device built out of a Delorean, as featured in the Back to the Future  franchise.

The time machine is usually driven by Teatime, who it is heavily implied to have stolen it. The exact circumstances of the theft are unknown. Each time the time machine has appeared on the show, it has crashed into a room or building that Matt happened to be in.

Chronologically, the machine first appeared in 2009 during Matt's audition tape for MUD Radio, carrying Teatime and Matt from June 2011.

At the start of the 2016 series, Matt and his future self decided to destroy the machine to prevent any further damage to the timeline. However, given the non-chronological nature of the time machine's appearances, this was not the last time that it appeared.

In a 2017 episode entitled "The Future", Teatime once again arrived in the time machine, explaining that he had a spare one he'd parked in the past. On this occasion, Teatime wanted Matt's help to prevent the robot uprising by stopping Matt from eating a cheese sandwich. Moments after the two departed in the time machine, a future version of Teatime arrived to stop Matt from travelling into the future, claiming that they had made things much worse and that dolphins were now the dominant species.