The Tea Fairy



The Tea Fairy is a mysterious being who brings Matt cups of tea on air. He is also known to bring other beverages and snacks. The Tea Fairy has never been seen or heard on the show. He only appears in the form of a mysterious floating hand, presenting Matt with various food or drinks.

The Tea Fairy's true appearance is known only to Matt himself, although Angela has attempted to portray him using the highly technical method of copying and pasting stock images into Microsoft Paint (pictured right).

It has been speculated that the Tea Fairy is actually Darren, Matt's father. This is entirely untrue. In an episode of Teatime With Matt from December 2016, the Tea Fairy got rather tired of Matt being a diva and rebelled in a rather amusing fashion (left).

During the 24 Hour Tea Break, Tina Collins appeared as the Tea Fairy's Apprentice. Because she was an apprentice, she did not have wings and was, officially speaking, unable to use a kettle because she wasn't qualified. It isn't known where the Tea Fairy was during this time.