Angela (Co-Writer)

Although she has never actually appeared on the show, Angela has contributed many jokes and ideas to the planning of several episodes of Teatime With Matt. Angela's jokes can be recognised on air, because they are actually funny, unlike Matt's. For this reason, Matt refers to her as co-writer of the show.

Angela is also co-author of the currently unreleased Teatime With Matt Activity Book, for which she created a word search and has suggested several excellent features. To date, Matt has not got around to writing the book.

Angela's origins are shrouded in mystery. It is believed that she first emerged from the wilderness in 1994, wearing a Meat Loaf t-shirt, clutching a bronze age pot and a panda cub, shouting repeatedly "Mountains aren't just funny, they're hill-areas!"