Honest Jeff's Dental Services

Honest Jeff's Dental Services is a dental surgery located in Unit 67 of the Bodgeit and Scarper Industrial Estate. It is owned and operated by Honest Jeff, legitimate business man and 'qualified' dental surgeon.

Teatime With Matt's Facebook page carried a sponsored advertisement for Honest Jeff's Dental Services in February 2017. The fact Matt had a bad experience with his dentist around the same time is purely coincidental.

The advertisement read as follows:


 * A SPONSORED MESSAGE from Honest Jeff's Dental Services
 * "Trustworthy", "Reliable", "Caring". None of these words have ever been used to describe Honest Jeff's Dental Services. However, we do have ones of partially satisfied patients who voluntarily paid us to carry out work on their teeth! Check out these testimonials!
 * "Totally adequate!"
 * "They've assured me the bleeding will stop soon!"
 * "Because they didn't use anesthetic, it hurt my mouth, but it didn't hurt my wallet!"
 * Register as a patient with Honest Jeff's Dental Services today, before the General Dental Council and the police discover our multiple breaches of the Dentists Act 1984.
 * Honest Jeff's Dental Services – Because You Can’t Afford Anything Better!

GDC inspectors attempted to visit Unit 67, Bodgeit and Scarper Industrial Estate multiple times after this advert was circulated. They have so far been unable to gain entry, thanks to the time honoured security technique of 'hiding under the reception desk and pretending you're out'.