Honest Jeff



Honest Jeff is a shady individual who is often mentioned on Teatime With Matt. Although he has never actually appeared on the show, Honest Jeff features prominently in Common Sense Advice as a provider of various goods and services related to that week's advice. Matt has also mentioned Honest Jeff in passing as a provider of legal advice and as an 'expert' consultant on all manner of things

Honest Jeff was originally known as Honest Jeff From Round The Back Of Tesco. It has never been specified which Tesco he operates behind of, but it is widely rumored to be the Tesco Express at 153 Bramley Road in Oakwood, which was located a short distance from Middlesex University's Trent Park Campus.

Honest Jeff's most successful venture is Cash 4 Stuff, a pop-up store for exchanging items of questionable origin for cash. He is also the owner and lead surgeon of Honest Jeff's Dental Services.

Honest Jeff has never been prosecuted in a criminal or civil court. He has never been in trouble with the police and has never been involved in any activities of an illegal nature. He is a legitimate business man and you can't prove anything, because he wasn't even there so shut up, or he'll break your legs.